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Corrupt a Wish

Post by Jason »

I got this off another board:

In this thread, you corrupt the wish of the post above your's.

For example: I wish I could see into the future.

Next post: Your wish is granted, but you can see only three seconds into the future... And it takes three seconds to comprehend what you just saw.

Then this person makes a wish after granting the previous wish.

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Matridom
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Matridom »

Jason wrote:I got this off another board:

In this thread, you corrupt the wish of the post above your's.

For example: I wish I could see into the future.

Next post: Your wish is granted, but you can see only three seconds into the future... And it takes three seconds to comprehend what you just saw.

Then this person makes a wish after granting the previous wish.

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I wish I had a better computer.
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Post by Jason »

Granted. Eternal youth. Immortality. Deaf, Blind, Mute, Both arms and legs amputated.

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Post by w00t »

There's nothing strange about that at all. Watching them 24x7 however...

I wish my boss was not an incompetent moron.
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Post by Jason »

Granted. Now you are the incompetent moron.

Not quite a corrupted wish granting but owell.

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Post by WilliamWIkked »

Granted. Your printer never runs out of ink, but also refuses to print anything legible.

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Post by Jason »

Granted. Her Ex is not happy... You are now in the hospital.

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Post by Stealth »

Granted, but they are all drones.

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Post by w00t »

Granted, you overslept and lost your job.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Post by Matridom »

w00t wrote:Granted, you overslept and lost your job.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
Granted, she is know on the internet as TubGirl (i don't think i'll provide a link for obivous reason)

I wish i had a life.
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Post by w00t »

(Man, that was totally below the belt ;))

Granted, you now have a life.

...as a circus midget.


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Post by Matridom »

w00t wrote:(Man, that was totally below the belt ;))

Granted, you now have a life.

...as a circus midget.


I wish I lived alone.

Granted.. her name is Loretta Bobbit, when she left, she took something of yours using a sharp knife.

I wish i won the grand prize for the "cash for life" lottery.
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Post by Jason »

Granted. Ten Million others won it too. You now have five cents.

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Post by Bricker »

Granted, but now all your most of your money was taken by the government for taxes and the rest was blown on drugs, you are now an addict.

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Post by Bricker »

Granted. but now your teachers suspect you of cheating and you were expelled.

I wish I was better at everything then everyone else.
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