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I got this off another board:

In this thread, you corrupt the wish of the post above your's.

For example: I wish I could see into the future.

Next post: Your wish is granted, but you can see only three seconds into the future... And it takes three seconds to comprehend what you just saw.

Then this person makes a wish after granting the previous wish.

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I wish I had a better computer.

Jason wrote:I got this off another board:

In this thread, you corrupt the wish of the post above your's.

For example: I wish I could see into the future.

Next post: Your wish is granted, but you can see only three seconds into the future... And it takes three seconds to comprehend what you just saw.

Then this person makes a wish after granting the previous wish.

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I wish I had a better computer.

The Secret Service seized it, then destroyed it thinking it had terrorist plans.. they are now comming for you.


I wish for eternal youth.

Granted. Eternal youth. Immortality. Deaf, Blind, Mute, Both arms and legs amputated.

I wish people didnt think it was so strange that I like chick flicks

There's nothing strange about that at all. Watching them 24x7 however...

I wish my boss was not an incompetent moron.

Granted. Now you are the incompetent moron.

Not quite a corrupted wish granting but owell.

I wish my printer would never run out of ink.

Granted. Your printer never runs out of ink, but also refuses to print anything legible.

I wish Natalie Portman was my girlfriend!

Granted. Her Ex is not happy... You are now in the hospital.

I wish my IRC server would get a few more users.

Granted, but they are all drones.

I wish I could sleep better.

Granted, you overslept and lost your job.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

w00t wrote:Granted, you overslept and lost your job.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, she is know on the internet as TubGirl (i don't think i'll provide a link for obivous reason)

I wish i had a life.

(Man, that was totally below the belt )

Granted, you now have a life.

...as a circus midget.


I wish I lived alone.

w00t wrote:(Man, that was totally below the belt )

Granted, you now have a life.

...as a circus midget.


I wish I lived alone.

Granted.. her name is Loretta Bobbit, when she left, she took something of yours using a sharp knife.

I wish i won the grand prize for the "cash for life" lottery.

Granted. Ten Million others won it too. You now have five cents.

I wish my homework was done and turned in with a perfect score

Granted, but now all your most of your money was taken by the government for taxes and the rest was blown on drugs, you are now an addict.

I wish I was a l33t admin

Granted. but now your teachers suspect you of cheating and you were expelled.

I wish I was better at everything then everyone else.