Corrupt a Wish

Stealth · Post by **Stealth** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:26 am

Jason wrote:I wish my homework was done and turned in with a perfect score

Granted. Too bad it didn't have your name on it and somone else too the credit.

Bricker wrote:I wish I was a l33t admin

Granted, but you get constantly DDoS'd and there is nothing anyone can do.

I wish summer wasn't so hot.

Matridom · Post by **Matridom** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:27 am

Jason wrote:Granted. Ten Million others won it too. You now have five cents.

I wish my homework was done and turned in with a perfect score

Granted. You are guilty of plagerisms and just got expelled.

i wish all my bills/debts where paid off.

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:33 am

Stealth wrote:I wish summer wasn't so hot.

Granted, guess who just moved to the south pole...

...and lost his clothing.

You're now living in your underwear in -40 degree temperatures, have fun

.

I wish I had a bigger PC case.

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Mon May 23, 2005 4:04 am

You do. Its the size of your car, which was stolen, leaving room for your new PC case in your garage.

Guys, you can only reply to the wish immediately before yours.

I wish I was excused from this last week of school like everyone else according to precedent, instead of people being annoying about it.

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon May 23, 2005 4:18 am

[get to bed/work jason

]

You're excused from the last week of school - with a bad case of glandular feaver.

I wish I had another car to replace the one I crashed in febuary :/

Matridom · Post by **Matridom** » Mon May 23, 2005 11:38 am

w00t wrote:[get to bed/work jason ]

You're excused from the last week of school - with a bad case of glandular feaver.

I wish I had another car to replace the one I crashed in febuary :/

It's a late 70's volvo van that won't start.

I wish i had the day off from work with pay, instead of being forced to work on this holiday monday

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:09 pm

Granted, Severance Pay.

I wish my darn laptop would work again.

Matridom · Post by **Matridom** » Mon May 23, 2005 4:14 pm

Jason wrote:Granted, Severance Pay.

I wish my darn laptop would work again.

I was looking for new work anyways.....

Granted. You had to declair bankruptcy cause you could not pay the repair bill.

I wish... for an unconditional wish.

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Mon May 23, 2005 7:13 pm

Granted. Unconditional, and easily corruptable.

I wish I was blind!

Bricker · Post by **Bricker** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:19 pm

Granted. But you lost all your other senses.

I wish I could get HighSpeed where I'm moving.

Matridom · Post by **Matridom** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:31 pm

Bricker wrote:Granted. But you lost all your other senses.

I wish I could get HighSpeed where I'm moving.

granted, but you get 99% packet loss and ping times in the 3000+ range.

I wish for happiness.

Bricker · Post by **Bricker** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:56 pm

Granted. But others are burderen by your constant cheerfulness and they stop being your friend. You are now miserable.

I wish for a million dollars.

Matridom · Post by **Matridom** » Thu May 26, 2005 12:01 pm

Bricker wrote:Granted. But others are burderen by your constant cheerfulness and they stop being your friend. You are now miserable.

I wish for a million dollars.

...of monopoly money.

I wish my morning coffee would make itself.

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Thu May 26, 2005 11:10 pm

Granted, with cyanide flavoring... That you dont find out about until after you drink it.

I wish I had more good music (legally).

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Sun May 29, 2005 8:56 am

Granted, but the RIAA don't believe you, and arrest you anyhow.

I wish I lived alone.